I had just watched England loose at Wembley to Japan one nil while having Japanese fans both sides of me enjoying the game which made for a unique experience.
However it was the journey home, one bus then onto my second bus, to go upstairs to have the first “dick” puke everywhere on the top deck including hitting me! (I’m decontaminating my jacket right now. I hope it doesn’t get ruined!) The smell!
As I got off at my stop, I told the driver what happened and she was like o shit, telling me her bus will have to go into quarantine!
Walking back up my road…Enter “Dick” two. This was literal! The guy was facing the road with his out pee’ing everywhere, I looked at him, because it was… obvious! He told me to “fuck off” I said back, you should face the other way. Then he said “Come here so I can beat you up” So I started walking away faster, he said he is going to beat me up, as he cross the road towards me, so I cross the road away from him and said “Fuck off or I will call the police” he was still coming towards me, so I did call the police on load speaker then he ran away as I told the lady some crazy guy said he wanted to beat me up.
I got up to the corner of my road, and a police car turned up in minutes. When I looked back I felt bad. I told the two policeman I’m sorry, I just felt really scared. I hope I haven’t wasted your time. The policeman’s response was, don’t worry about it. We shall have a look anyway.
Least I am back home safe now. Away from all those dicks! Lots of washing to do now! And a shower to wash the sweat off my back!



















